In the online world “You’re so beautiful” makes me roll my eyes and assume you type the same thing into every message box. I only respond to messages that show the person read my profile. Creepily noticing what time I’m online and asking me about it… I rarely get along with people who take themselves too seriously.
I hope you never get laid again.” I resist the urge.
I sit on the boat, cast my line, and wonder why I even bother.
They mention something from the profile I took the time to create: a favorite movie (so easy!), or that I like making pizza from scratch, or that “I’m very expensive” (you gotta read the post all about that one).It’s also great to ask a question at the end of your message- this starts a conversation and gives something to respond to. This is me doing my part to make that world a reality.Sometimes “Online dating sucks” is just code for “I suck at online dating.” The good news is you don’t have to suck.The fact that you’re here means you’re on your way to sucking less.