Love is four letters so is what me and you should do (other person: whats that? Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what's in between! A tall man to a short woman: "You're perfect height for what you want."33. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.20. Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! F*** playing doctor do you want to play gynocologist?? You're halfway through our dirty pick up lines collection!
I wish I were Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar.78. Let's get filthy with some more dirty pick up lines! Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.80. You have a nice bat but instead of a ball- lets use my hole! You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows! You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.49. [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute Welcome to the dirty pick up lines section! Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want? I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it? Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?